The Jambar

Issue date: 3/4/10 Section: Opinion

Remember last year when you could have shown us your Jambars on spring break? Remember that time you could have won those sweet prizes and you didn't? Well, the prizes are still here for you, and the contest is back.
After last year's spring break, we gave you a list of possible uses for our publication during your weeklong trips to the beach or feel-good 'staycations.' Maybe our staff last year came on a little too strong … or not strong enough.
So without further adieu, here is your 2010 list of spring break uses for the Jambar:

Sand sled
Tube top
Kickball
Bikini/Swim trunks
Poncho
Snack
Friend/Drinking buddy/Beer pong partner
Jewelry
Floatation device
Flip-flops
Thong
Tent
S.O.S. signal/Flare
Football
Picture frame
Paper airplane
Treasure map
ID holder/wallet
Wristband
Megaphone
Fist-pumping aid
Fire
Luge
Rain boots
Necktie
And last year's favorite, emergency contraceptive
…Oh, and you could read it, too.


We hope you'll make the right choice this year.

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